OPRAH'S BOOK PRESIDENT CLUB

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If I know anything, it's that whatever Oprah Winfrey touches turn to gold. And Oprah just endorsed Obama.

Using my powers of deductive reasoning, I can therefore conclude that Barack Obama will be elected our next president.

The only way this conclusion will not come true is if:

1. Oprah decides to run herself;
   


2. Voters have been lying about being willing to elect an African American president; or
   


3. Oprah's followers discover that this photo is real.
   

--Junichi

AN ARGUMENT FOR CENSORSHIP

I have never wanted any kind of Internet filtering software, workplace firewalls, or other censorsing mechanisms getting in the way of my web browsing. I've never understood why anyone would turn on Google's "SafeSearch" function unless she worked inside the Mormon Tabernacle's day care center.

That is, until today.

This morning, I was looking for a picture of Oprah Winfrey and conducted a Google Image search. Eventually, I stumbled upon this, which I have censored for you:

If you click the above photo, which you really don't want to do, you can view the uncensored version that popped up early on in my search results.

Not only is the photo not safe for work, it's not safe anywhere. Just who the heck is making fake Oprah smut, anyway?

--Junichi