OPRAH'S BOOK PRESIDENT CLUB

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If I know anything, it's that whatever Oprah Winfrey touches turn to gold. And Oprah just endorsed Obama.

Using my powers of deductive reasoning, I can therefore conclude that Barack Obama will be elected our next president.

The only way this conclusion will not come true is if:

1. Oprah decides to run herself;
   


2. Voters have been lying about being willing to elect an African American president; or
   


3. Oprah's followers discover that this photo is real.
   

--Junichi