CAN'T TEACH A DEAD DOG NEW TRICKS

I am not a crook

Since I teach at a law school, I read up on cases that pose pressing legal issues, like this one, which addresses the long-unanswered question of whether a man can be convicted for having sex with a dead dog, even though state law does not explicitly say that it's illegal to have sex with a dead dog.

For the laymen who don't know fancy legal terminology, the defense counsel's legal position is known as the "Law Does Not Explicitly Say That It's Illegal to Have Sex with a Dead Dog" defense.

(This tactic is often mistaken with the obscure but powerful Chewbacca defense.)

While we await a verdict, let us scrutinize the above screen capture from the Bay City Times and observe how the Defendant looks a lot like Vice President Dick Cheney.

--Junichi