PRINCE MADE MY SON GAY

Purple Vein

Below are actual complaints about Prince's Super Bowl performance filed with the FCC, courtesy of TSG.

I, too, am sickened with disgust that Prince's "silluette" infected a potential football quarterback with both HIV and homosexuality, ...

... crippled one man with erectile dysfunction, and ...

... forced one parent to explain the meaning of a "wet spot ... on a cum covered sheet."

Thank God I don't have a high-def TV.

I would've gone postal if the Super Bowl halftime show prematurely forced me to have that awkward conversation that begins, "Kids, it's time I told you about that wet spot on Daddy's bed sheet."

Shame on you, CBS.

At least Janet Jackson's ninja star areola didn't give AIDS to someone's offspring!

--Junichi