WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE WORLD THIS WEEK
Shake Your Body Down To The Vons
Here is this week's edition of five things that are absolutely, positively wrong with the world:
- Marlon Jackson (upper-left in above picture), one of the original members of the Jackson Five, is now stocking shelves at a Vons supermarket in San Diego.
- After mother Debbie Shank became severely brain damaged and permanently disabled from a horrific traffic accident and successfully sued the responsible trucking company for $417,000, Wal-Mart shanked Shank, one of its former employees, by suing the disabled woman for $470,000 to recoup the medical expenses it paid her in health benefits. Bonus: Ms. Shank has no short-term memory and breaks down every time she (re)learns that her son just died in Iraq. (Credit: Dan Martinez and Adam Pheiffer)
- A strip club in Dallas will keep its license and will not be penalized despite allowing a 12-year-old sixth grade girl to work as a nude stripper.
- Judge Peter Olszewski Jr. of Luzerne County, Pennsylvania sentenced three criminal defendants to 24 months in jail unless they learn to speak English.
- The MSM is still pretending like Hillary Clinton has any chance of receiving the Democratic nomination. (Exception: Reuters.)
Labels: 2008 presidential election, Wal-Mart