WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE WORLD THIS WEEK

Shake Your Body Down To The Vons

Here is this week's edition of five things that are absolutely, positively wrong with the world:

1. Marlon Jackson (upper-left in above picture), one of the original members of the Jackson Five, is now stocking shelves at a Vons supermarket in San Diego.


2. After mother Debbie Shank became severely brain damaged and permanently disabled from a horrific traffic accident and successfully sued the responsible trucking company for $417,000, Wal-Mart shanked Shank, one of its former employees, by suing the disabled woman for $470,000 to recoup the medical expenses it paid her in health benefits. Bonus: Ms. Shank has no short-term memory and breaks down every time she (re)learns that her son just died in Iraq. (Credit: Dan Martinez and Adam Pheiffer)
   


3. A strip club in Dallas will keep its license and will not be penalized despite allowing a 12-year-old sixth grade girl to work as a nude stripper.


4. Judge Peter Olszewski Jr. of Luzerne County, Pennsylvania sentenced three criminal defendants to 24 months in jail unless they learn to speak English.


5. The MSM is still pretending like Hillary Clinton has any chance of receiving the Democratic nomination. (Exception: Reuters.)
   

--Junichi