WELCOME TO MY HOME

If you haven't already, you must watch these excerpts of Welcome to My Home, a video starring, created by, written by, directed by, and produced by actress Brenda Dickson:

Dickson, star of Young and the Restless, created and sold this self-absorbed video in 1987 so people could learn how to be just as beautiful, healthy, and fashionable as her.

This amazing piece of work contains bits of advice by Brenda Dickson that are so valuable that I am considering framing some of these choice motivational quotes next to my "Hang In There" kitten poster:

• In shopping, your eyes will be drawn to the things you like.


• Snake and jeans are a great look.


• I've added a fox draped over my shoulder; it's very dramatic.


• [Biking] will be the answer to all your problems. You will stop gaining weight if you do your cardiovascular.


• Salt can make the face puffy and sugar causes wrinkles.


• Women should cut down on any of the milk products; that's how you avoid having any cellulite.

And as if the original videos were not already entertaining enough, comedian Deven Green has dubbed over parts of the original with obscene, nonsensical dialogue best repeated to Grandma during Thanksgiving dinner:

N.S.F.W.!

(Credit: Tiny Viking and DeanB)

--Junichi