HOORAY! THE LAPD DOES NOT RACIALLY PROFILE!
He was doing 55 in a 54.
OMG, great news!
The Los Angeles Police Department just announced that of the 320 racial profiling complaints filed against officers last year, none of them had any merit!
That means the LAPD is now 100% racial-profiling-free!
We did it! We reached the mountaintop!
The LAPD is color blind! Hallelujah!
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In related good news, Nike just proclaimed itself sweatshop-free, the White House just declared that it has never violated the law, and I am happy to announce that I am the sexiest man alive.
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