TOP 10 THINGS I'D BE UPSET ABOUT IF I WERE WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
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A photo I took last week
If I were William Shakespeare and I came back from the dead, these are the Top 10 things I'd be upset about:
- The fact that there is a Starbucks directly facing the Globe Theatre in London where I first staged my plays
- Keanu Reeves in Much Ado About Nothing
- That I was forced to fight Busta Rhymes in Celebrity Deathmatch for the title of Best Poet
- Lil' Romeo
- Ben Affleck in Shakespeare in Love
- The fact that Ben Affleck will forever be Academy Award Winner Ben Affleck
- The band Shakespear's Sister
- All the so-called literature experts who argue that some other bloke wrote my stuff
- Jet Li and Aaliyah not dying -- and merely hugging -- at the end of Romeo Must Die
- My CelebriDuck:
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