SURVIVING KIM JONG-ILLNESS

Only the leader gets to wear the Members Only jacket

I don't know about you, but I am worried about the fact that North Korea is testing missiles even though Kim Jong-Il purportedly suffered a stroke and may even be on his deathbed.

It's going to be quite surreal if, in a few months, John McCain will control the United States, Kim Jong-Il will be in control of North Korea, but neither will be in control of his bladder.

--Junichi