COMING TO A TAILGATE PARTY NEAR YOU: SNOOP DOGGS

mmmm...beefy
Snoop Dogg is supposedly rolling out a line of hot dogs called "Snoop Doggs." Seriously. This is real.

According to Snoop's brother and business manager:

"There aren’t any celebrity hot dogs out there. Who’s the competition? Ball Park? ... Imagine a long, skinny hot dog just like Snoop."

They might want to rethink that marketing slogan. I mean, we like subtle homoeroticism as much as the next guys, but c'mon.

In any case, the foot-long hot dogs should appear in January and they're part of a larger diversification of Snoop's revenue-generating activities. Says brother Bing Worthington,

"Snoop takes advantage of everything. This rap money isn’t long. Just ask MC Hammer."

Ok, we can't really argue with that.

--O.W.