LOVE R. KELLY? TAKE HIM HOME WITH YOU (BUT ONLY IN JAPAN)

According to Allhiphop.com:

"...word is, the Japanese people overseas love R.Kelly so much that they made a near-life size doll of the singer. Now, the doll isn’t anatomically correct for all you freaks out there, but it’s a full 6 feet tall. Pretty creepy stuff. Now, this isn’t a rumor, but I thought you would want to know that R.Kelly is looking to take his “Trapped In The Closet” franchise all the way to a big-screen movie and a play. That’s right. I think I am going to do a similar move, but call it “Trapped In The Music Industry.”

Seriously, you couldn't make this s___ up.

--O.W.