I WORK HARD FOR THE MONEY

Here Comes the Hammerlock

I recently found out that a female friend of mine makes money on the side as an independent contractor by wrestling.

She tells me there are many men and women in the bay area who are willing to pay her to come over and wrestle with them -- and nothing more. Apparently, fetishists tip well.

This, and my current month of unemployment, inspired me to revise my list of alternative career paths to pursue if teaching/law doesn't work out.

Here is my current Top 20 list of interesting jobs I wouldn't mind having based on ease, pay, and/or personal amusement:

1. Lactation consultant
2. Driver/interviewer for Taxicab Confessions
3. Process server
4. Dancer for Mighty Mighty Bosstones
5. Zoologist specializing in accelerated panda mating
6. Editor-in-Chief of Last Month's Newsletter, the periodical published by the Procrastinators' Club of America
7. National Spelling Bee Comfort Counselor
   
8. Toy booker for cereals and happy meals
9. Conflict creator for reality television show
10. Spam writer
11. Chief Justice, International Court of Justice for Animal Rights
12. Body double for Jet Li's nude scenes
13. Cooler
14. Dim sum tester
15. Psychic butt reader
16. Caption writer, Maxim magazine
17. Operations Chief for the S1W (Security of the First World)
18. Dalai Lama
19. Pet therapist
20. Stylist for the band Slipknot
    

Any leads appreciated. FYI: except possibly for #12 and #13, all of these jobs currently exist.

--Junichi