ON THE EXTREME ENDS OF INFLUENCE
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Time's Most Influential Caricatures
The latest edition of Time Magazine features their second annual list of "The 100 Most Influential People in the World Now."
The list includes a wide assortment of people like Palestinian leader Mahmoud Abbas, ex-convict Martha Stewart, the BlackBerry inventors, North Korean leader Kim Jong Il, actress Hilary Swank, Senator Barack Obama (already?), fashion designer Miuccia Prada, CEO J-Hova a.k.a. Jigga-man, News Corp. tycoon Rupert Murdoch, baller LeBron James, Ukranian President Victor Yushchenko, Secretary of Evil Donald Rumsfeld, and Satan hereself: Ann Coulter, among others.
As interesting as their list may be, I don't find it nearly as thoughtful and engaging as ...
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The 100 Least Influential People in the World Now
Among the honorees:
- President Gerald Ford
- John Oates, of r&b duo Hall & Oates, who claps in "Private Eyes"
- Gail Halladay, Product Publicist for the Mormon Tabernacle
- Actor Clint Howard
- William Powell Lear, inventor of the 8-Track
- Molly Clay, editor of SexyFandom.com, an adult Trekkie site
- Gangsta rapper Skee-Lo
- Procrastinators' Club of America, distributor of Last Month's Newsletter
- Clarence Thomas, Supreme Court Justice
- "Baby Jessica," young adult (no longer a baby) and no longer stuck in a well
- Michael Frost Breckner & James Gorman, script writers for Cutthroat Island
- Lumidee, singer
- Larry Elppin, Wal-Mart greeter in Malden, Missouri:
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- Bunny D. and Lady Tigra, lead vocalists of L'Trimm
- John Wayne Bobbitt, adult film star
- Rick Dees, radio host & comedian
- Arthur David Macias, nude knife-wielding messenger for the anti-Christ
- Daisy Fuentes, model
- Fred Durst, vocalist
- Paulette McWilliams, Firefox on Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo
- Billy Bush, correspondent
- Nikko Smith, American Idol two-time reject
- Harry Snyder, former Director of the Office of Surface Mining, Dept. of Interior
- Pete Best, fifth Beatle
- Marc Price, Skippy on Family Ties
- Roger Ross, 'Animal Pet Doctor,' author of "Dog's [sic] with Diarrhea"
- My aunt, Kimiko Butaniku :
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- Aaron Brown, news anchor
- Layzie Bone of Bone Thugs 'n Harmony
- Joan Lunden, former talk show host
- Bradford L. Brooks, inventor of the laser pointer
- Prince Charles, Prince of Wales
- Kevin Costner, actor
- Leslee J. Unruh, Founder and President, Abstinence Clearinghouse
- Me
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