I [HEART] HUCKABEE!

Victory!

Congratulations to Governor Mike Huckabee on winning Iowa's Republican Caucus.

This is great news for those of us who ...

• ... equate gays and lesbians with pedophiles and necrophiliacs
• ... do not believe in evolution
• ... think school shootings are caused by abortion
  
• ... consider environmentalism equivalent to pornography
  

Hooray!

(Seriously, could this not be the best news for the Democrats?)

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Update 10:12 pm: I'm thrilled that both Edwards and Obama beat Clinton. I prefer Edwards on the issues, but Obama's victory speech was goosebump-inducing good.

Despite the historic win for Obama, here's what I consider the most heart-warming news of the night:

Total Voter Turnout:

356,000

Percentage of total vote:

24.5% Obama
20.5% Edwards
19.8% Clinton
11.4% Huckabee (R)

Source: Group News Blog

--Junichi