TOP 10 SONGS I CAN'T LISTEN TO IN MY CAR BECAUSE THE SIREN OR ALARM SOUNDS TRICK ME INTO THINKING A COP IS PULLING ME OVER

Woop! Woop! That's not the sound of da police!

We've all experienced it ...


You're behind the wheel. The stereo is on full blast.

Suddenly, you hear the sound of police sirens.

You realize you were going 95 mph in a school zone.

You panic. You check your mirrors to find the red and blue lights. You soil your pants.

You slow down, change lanes, and prepare to pull over.

You get out the video camera you bought after the Rodney King incident.

You worry about the five-0's finding the bodies in the trunk.

You ponder making a run for it. You throw the brick of cocaine out your window.

Finally, you realize that the alarm noises, yet again, are just part of the tune to which you were listening.

You laugh to yourself and make a note to compile a list of songs to never listen to in your car again.



This is that list.


TOP 10 SONGS I CAN'T LISTEN TO IN MY CAR BECAUSE THE SIREN OR ALARM NOISES TRICK ME INTO THINKING A COP IS PULLING ME OVER

1. "One Mic" - Nas
2. "Leave" - R.E.M.
3. "Sirens" - Dizzee Rascal
4. "Shake A Lil' Something" - 2 Live Crew
5. "Shooter" - Robin Thicke feat. Lil Wayne
6. "I'm Bad" - LL Cool J
7. "Believe" - Chemical Brothers
8. "Police State" - Dead Prez
9. "Now That You Got It" - Gwen Stefani
10. "Ring The Alarm" - Beyonce

I know there are many more. Shucks, I didn't even mention PE's "Lost at Birth."

As a public service to others, feel free to add to the list.

--Junichi