MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE FROM A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY
Mr. Fett Transforms into a Slave 4 U
If the nerks (my term for a nerd-geek hybrid) around you seem unusually giddy, it's not because they finally got to first base, but because the two most popular toys from my childhood just merged: Star Wars action figures and Transformers.
Two decades later, Hasbro is releasing a line of Star Wars Transformers, fulfilling the chatroom fantasies of everyone who works in your local IT Department.
This is a much better idea than Darth Tater (the Darth Vader Mr. Potato Head) and less repulsive than this disturbing Transformers clip.
Although I am hesitant to admit it, not since the union of peanut butter and jelly has there been something so delicious. After all, who hasn't wished that their Advanced TIE Fighter vehicle would transform to the dark Sith Lord and back?
P.S. You still have a few months to send both O-Dub and me some wedding presents.