WACKY CELEBRITY CHILDREN NAMES

At least Apple wasn't born a vegetable.

A recent British survey asked what celebrity offspring has the most bizarre name. Here is their top 10 list:

1. Moon Unit - Frank Zappa
2. Apple - Chris Martin (Coldplay)
3. Misty Kyd - Sharleen Spiteri (Texas)
4. Geronimo - Alex James (Blur)
5. Heavenly Hirani Tiger Lily - Michael Hutchence/Paula Yates
6. Dandelion - Keith Richards (Rolling Stones)
7. Dweezil - Frank Zappa
8. Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q - Bono (U2)
9. Zowie Bowie - David Bowie
10. Rufus Tiger - Roger Taylor (Queen)

Do you think that Dweezil and Moon Unit are upset about being on this list when they have a sister named Diva Muffin?

While this list is respectable, there is one titanic absence: Jermajesty Jackson

Jermajesty is the first name of one of Jermaine Jackson's sons and, undoubtedly, a violation of the Eighth Amendment's ban on cruel and unusual punishment.

Having a list of weird celebrity offspring names without Jemajesty is like having a list of famous civil rights leaders without MLK. This list without Jermajesty is like Journey going on tour without Steve Perry. Just wrong.

Another notable absence is Jason Lee's son, Pilot Inspektor Riesgraf Lee.

Finally, a more recently-born nominee would be Kal-El Cage, son of Nicholas Cage. Kal-El was the birth name of Superman, the last son of Krypton.

--Junichi