MORE MEANINGLESS MUSIC LISTS

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I've created more random lists for your perusal:

TOP 25 ARTISTS WHO DON'T HAVE ENOUGH "HITS" TO JUSTIFY THEIR GREATEST HITS ALBUM:

1. Tag Team
2. Snow
   
3. Hillary Duff
4. Vengaboys*
5. 69 Boyz
6. Martika
7. Shaquille O'Neal
8. Stevie B
9. Limahl
10. Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark
11. Mr. Mister
12. Go West
13. Eric Carmen
14. Animotion
15. Samantha Fox
16. Ugly Kid Joe
17. Twisted Sister
    
18. Kashif
19. UGK Baha Men
    
20. Lita Ford
21. Savage Garden
22. B2K
23. Vanilla Ice
24. Juvenile Boomtown Rats
25. Big Country

* = I'd like to especially recognize Vengaboys of "We Like To Party" fame for ambitiously titling their greatest hits album: Greatest Hits Part I. Can't wait for Part 2!


TOP 10 SONGS THAT REFERENCE TACO BELL

1. "Danger! High Voltage" - Electric Six
2. "B.O.B." - Outkast
3. "Scenario" - A Tribe Called Quest
4. "America, F*@k Yeah" - Trey Parker
5. "Posse on Broadway" - Sir Mix-A-Lot
6. "Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver" - Primus
7. "Gone" - Kanye West feat. Cam'Rom & Consequence
8. "Hoe Cakes" - MF Doom
9. "Ya Mama" - Pharcyde
10. "Fast Food" - 'Weird Al' Yankovic

TOP 10 ARTISTS WHO ARE RARELY IDENTIFIED AS BEING -- OR HAVING AT LEAST ONE MEMBER WHO IS -- OF ASIAN OR PART-ASIAN HERITAGE

1. Jay-Z (unverified and highly questionable - see comments)
   
2. Amerie (apparently I'm the only one who hasn't read numerous articles about her Korean heritage)
   
3. Enrique Iglesias
4. Jocelyn Enriquez
5. Ashanti
6. Metallica (Kirk Hammett)
7. Sean Paul
8. The Pixies (Joey Santiago)
9. Michelle Branch
10. No Doubt (Tony Kanal)

(Just so I don't get flamed for forgetting somebody, I feel obligated to list off every "popular" pop/rock/hip hop arist in America (that I can recall) who is, or includes somebody who is, Asian or Asian American: Norah Jones, Smashing Pumpkins/Perfect Circle (James Iha), Jin, Linkin Park (Mike Shinoda/Joseph Hahn), N*E*R*D/Neptunes (Chad Hugo), Soundgarden (Kim Thayil), Black Eyed Peas (Apl.de.ap), Rachael Yamagata, Lyrics Born, Sean Lennon, Yoko Ono, Pizzicatto 5, M.I.A., Hoobastank (Doug Robb), The Jets, Kid Koala, Cibo Matto, Big Head Todd & The Monsters, Dee-Lite, Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy, Yeah Yeah Yeahs (Karen O), Handsome Boy Modeling School (Dan"The Automator" Nakamura), Reel Big Fish (Matt Wong), Panjabi MC, Big Head Todd & The Monsters (Todd Park Mohr), Invisbl Skratch Piklz, my man Denizen Kane, and, well, William Hung. So now, did I forget anybody?)


TOP 10 SONGS THAT RHYME "BACARDI" WITH "PARTY"

1. "It's My Life" - Mariah Carey
2. "The Jump Off" - Lil' Kim feat. Mr. Cheeks
3. "You Be Illin'" - Run D.M.C.
4. "Where The Party At" - Jagged Edge feat. Nelly
5. "In Da Club" - 50 Cent
6. "Get Ur Freak On (Remix)" - Missy Elliott feat. Twista
7. "Thug Lovin'" - Ja Rule feat. Bobby Brown
8. "Triple Trouble" - Beastie Boys
9. "Jack The Ripper" - LL Cool J
10. "Don't U Know" - ODB feat. Killah Priest

--Junichi