I HATE PARIS EVERY MOMENT

If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face.

Surely, you've seen the intolerable diet-porno prude-baiting commercial with Paris Hilton whoring herself out (again) for the Spicy BBQ Six-Dollar Artery-Clogger Burger at the House of Cholesterol known as Carl's Jr.

Here's a remix, if you will, of the infamous commercial that more accurately portrays the average Carl's Jr. consumer. I find Paris so not-hot that I prefer this version.

By the way, if you'd like to view pictures of the inside of Paris Hilton, click here.

--Junichi