BRITNEY IS PREGNANT
One of the two men in this photo is the father.
On Britney Spears' newly-designed website, which I check every time the long hand on my clock is pointing to an even number, Britney Spears announced that she and her husband Kevin Timberlite are expecting a child!
She also stated that she is "thankful for your thoughts and prayers" and that "Kevin might have the most potent sperm on earth."
If you go here, you can send them a personal message, like, for example,
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And that's the kind of important pregnancy-related news that you can count on here at Poplicks.
Now here below are similarly worthless music-related commentary:
- Much to my disappointment, R. Kelly's new song, "Trapped in the Closet," is not a confessional about his secret life as a gay man.
- I propose a new law about hip hop videos: only one song per video! When did it become normal for artists to add on a 30-second clip of another song?
- I can't decide which one I feel more guilty about: liking Will Smith's "Switch" or liking Kelly Clarkson's "Since You've Been Gone".
- Live 105 is now apologizing for having played Limp Bizkit, when they have so many bigger things for which to pay penance.
- With her new album "The Emanicipation of Mimi," I think Mariah Carey's comeback might be around the corner. Especially when she tells her story of being enslaved by "Mimi" until Lincoln signed that proclamation.
- No joke: Lil Jon is writing the script for a feature film called: "What?"
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